is it the awkwardness itself or the fear of the awkwardness? or is it the fear of the fear of awkwardness, producing awkwardness again? Or is it the fear of the fear of the fear of awkwardness, prodocing yet another level of awkwardity creating a big bang and another universe? oh my how lol, is this dizzying!

Hi there it's Quetschkommode

Do you like to quetsch? I find it to be disgusting if american people pronounce the german combo of letters which is 'sch' - i'm thinking of words like 'schleppen', 'schmutz', 'schmock', it's okay for every other nationality but it just sounds incredibly gross to me when being said by an american.
However. Buttever. Nevermind. I think the US are regarding the current Zeitgeist the nation that does it best.
Like, this said, from afar, from a very afar picture. Which aliens would see if they were watching earth.
Yada yada! I like the sound of furious typing! And this is just me doing an alibi bcuz the man in charge is supposedly watching me and i^'m kinda linda scared.